Fun at the Supermarket Part 2

So I've done this bit before, but I'm going to have to revisit it, because I've found yet another stupid thing at the supermarket.

It's called "De-Gas".

Yep. That's right, De-Gas is for those of us who just...well, it's pretty much for people for people who have gas. Obviously. But seriously, yet again, it has a really unattractive name.

Don't you think they could name it something better that would attract people to buy it? I really think that whoever owns the Board of Product Naming has had a few too many long nights at the nightclub and has most likely gone to product naming meetings with either a really bad hangover, or the most likely still super drunk. Honestly that's the only explanation I come up with for these stupid things I've found in the supermarket.

Do you live in Australia? because if you do, you can find these 'Fun at the Supermarket' products at Woolworths.

Do you live outside of Australia? I bet you've got different products in your country that have even sillier names. If you find any, leave a comment telling me what it was called and what it was.

Until next time....
Morgan ^^

Dave's Top Ten

Now that David Letterman has gone off air, there seems to be a hole in comedy that was once known as the 'Top Ten List'.


I actually really miss watching the top ten lists, they were always super funny, witty, and clever. When practicing writing comedy the top ten list was always an excericise I'd do, at least once a week. (And I haven't done it since he went off air. >_< )


Now that tv doesn't have a top ten list, what do you think will be the next iconic desk bit? Jimmy Fallon's Thankyou Notes? Its a similar concept, but at the same time as much as I like Jimmy's bit, it can never out do Dave's Top Ten.


Until Next Time....
Morgan ^^

Paul Rudd wants..... Paul Rudd?

On Late Night with Seth Meyers a few weeks ago, Paul Rudd was a guest, but he and Seth did a bit where Paul dressed up as another man (which was an obviously bad disguise) and asked to see Paul Rudd.

You can see it here --> https://youtu.be/3J9pcnTjNd8

I thought it was pretty funny.

And then later on in the show when Paul actually came out to do his interview, he was still wearing the same fake mustache he was wearing before when he was in "disguise".

Paul Rudd is really funny, and I know he's been in a heap of funny things (I Love You Man, Anchorman I & II, SNL's "Kissing Family", etc.), but is he an actual comedian? I'm really confused because I think he should be, but then he keeps doing serious roles in alternate or indie films.

And what's with the 'sports' hat?

Paul, I like you doing comedy. You should do more.

Until Next Time...
Morgan ^^

Tom Cruise's Lip Sync Battle

Just yesterday, Tom Cruise appeared on The Tonight Show... and man, was it one not to be missed.

Jimmy Fallon and Tom Cruise battled in what 'critics' (man, I hate that word) are calling the most epic lip sync battle. I think they've forgotten about Will Ferrell's super epic lip sync battle with Jimmy and kevin Heart. Now that one had me on the ground crying because it was so funny.

But this one was still super funny. Click here! http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2015/07/28/must-see-tom-cruise-sings-the-weeknd-destroys-fallons-lip-sync-battle to see more info.

They even serenaded a girl in the audience. The poor girl looked like she was trying to hold off a heartattack whilst at the same trying not to die of embarrassment.

It was really good though. Check it out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW1_dUBzJV8

 

 

Until Next Time....

Morgan ^^



Procrastination. My Favourite Past Time.

Just yesterday, I was playing around with a little toy box thing. You know, where you've got to get the tiny metal balls into the holes? Anyway, I was messing around with it for at least a half hour, and then I thought, "Man, I need to write something." And then straight away I went back to playing with the toy.

                      

What a time waster.

I suppose it's the original Facebook. Or the original Candy Crush.

I mean, pretty much 60% of my life is me going "hmm... should I film a video, or watch tv?" I'm sure you guys would know that I would choose the responsible option. Obviously tv.

There must be some secret to beating procrastination. I bet it's probably locked up in a safe in like Area 51 or something.

Do you guys procrastinate?  Or do you get on with your tasks.

Until Next Time...
Morgan ^^

Zoolander 2! Get Excited!!

Zoolander 2 is coming out in the near future.


Yay!


The first one didn't do very well in the box office ratings, but I really hope that this one will do better.


There's someone in this movie for everyone. No, seriously, have a look at the full cast list.


Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are in it (of course), if you like SNL there's Kristen Wigg and I think Fred Armisen has a cameo (maybe something bigger?) in it; Kim and Kanye are in it. They don't even need last names for you to know who I mean. I think I read somewhere that Justin Bieber is even in it.


Literally it seems to be that every person who has ever been famous is going to be in this movie.


I wonder if Elvis will come back from the dead for it. Ok, bad joke...I know.


Zoolander 2 releases 2016 February 12 (according to IMDB) or March 16. (According to other sites that may or may not be unreliable. I've got no idea.)


Until Next Time....
Morgan ^^

Why Do We Need Comedy?

Walter: But Kermit, you have to try! The Muppets are AMAZING! You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!
Kermit the Frog: Children?
Walter: No, the OTHER gift.
Kermit the Frog: Ice cream?
Walter: No, no, after that...
Kermit the Frog: Laughter?
Walter: YES! The THIRD greatest gift ever!


Do you agree?


I believe that comedy I the third most important job that you have. First and second I think should be a doctor and teacher respectively. Because you need to learn stuff and you need doctors to get better. Although, some doctors are kind of dodgy. Be careful of those ones. Wouldn't you love it if just before you have an operation the doctor says "Trust me, I'm a doctor." That one sentence makes me never want to trust a doctor again.


Anyway.


Comedy is one of those things where without it, life would be so boring and ao awful that we probably wouldn't want to live. Or at least not move off of the couch.


When disasters have happened, comedy has been there to cheer us up and try to make us forget what terrible things are happening in our lives. Dave Letterman (not that I would remember 'cause I was 7) entertained America and them laugh when disaster hit NY during 9/11. He along with the other comics on tv, helped America to recover from the disaster. Where would we be without people who do that?

This is why I think comedy is so important, and that's why I do it. It makes people laugh and takes them out of reality. You can feel happy for while.


Until next time...
Morgan ^^